French President Collapses While Jogging

Recently, while out for a jog, French President Nicolas Sarkozy collapsed and people are saying it’s the fault of a special diet that his wife’s trainer put him on. Ever since he married the supermodel turned pop star Carla Bruni 18 months ago, he’s been trying to keep up with her but he’s starting to show that he simply can’t. His pal and MP, Patrick Balkany said,
“The President is going to have to take more care, work a little less hard and eat a little bit more.”
The 54-year-old President has been looking thin as of late and his friend even said that he looked more like a Tour de France competitor instead of a President. Now, all the blame is being placed on Bruni’s trainer, Julie Imperiali who allegedly told the President to lose nine pounds and two pant sizes. Sarkozy was never big to begin with so if it’s true that she made this recommendation then I’m guessing she’ll be off the presidential payroll very soon!
As for his failed attempt to go for a jog, he was rushed to the hospital and doctors found no signs of heart problems. Officials say that Sarkozy had a ‘vasovagal episode,’ something that occurs during exercise.



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